FROM: Rev. MARC VAULBERT de CHANTILLY
TO: Dear Parishioner
TO: Dear Parishioner
ALL HALLOW'S EVE. I'll rip your fat body to pieces. Do NOT lock me out. I was NOT born in Hampshire. I am NOT M. R. James. I am THE RECTOR. Do NOT lock me out. I am a BONONIAN. My HATE is CRISP. I am SOAKED in BLOOD. I AM The Rector and I AM SOAKED IN BLOOD. Douglas Park is THE DEACON. Ranga padem. I am The Rector. Unlock your doors and bring me FLOWERS. I wash EVERY DAY and I AM THE RECTOR. You are UNCLEAN. Bring me FLOWERS. Do NOT lock me out. I am The Rector AND I am THE CURATE. Raúl Piña Pérez is THE SPECTRE and Mark McGowan is THE INSPECTOR. Simon Ould is THE HERO. Ranga padem. I am The Rector. You are UNCLEAN. You are THE DRUDGE NATION, A NATION OF NO IMAGINATION. Take those flowers away. You are UNCLEAN. Your DECADENT SINS will REAP DISCIPLINE. I am a BLACK BONONIAN BEAST. Do NOT lock me out.
HERE IS FUNERAL DECORATION FOR THE DRUDGE NATION. HERE IS MY CURE OF SOULS:
Elaine Arkell / Majed Aslam / Anna Barratt / Luke Brennan / Martin Brown / Vanessa Brown / Sam Burford / Gail Burton /
Blair Butterfield / Luis Carvajal / Cedric Christie /
Toby Clarkson /Patrick Coyle / Clem Crosby / Richard Crow / Sohrab Crews / Adrian Dannatt / Dædalus / Daisy Delaney /
Oliver Dungey / Jack Duplock / Deej Fabyc /
Bern Roche Farrelly / Jon Fawcett / Tim Flitcroft / Laura Oldfield Ford / Karl French / Gaia Giacometti / Jason Gibilaro / Polly Gould / Anthony Gross / Mark Hammond / Michael Hampton / Pauline Hoare / Lucinda Holmes / Jenny Holt /Robin Holt
/ Marc Hulson / Chris Humphreys / M. R. James / Jonni Jemp / Calum F. Kerr / Damian Le Bas / Delaine Le Bas / Adrian Lee / Harry Levene / Alan Liddiard / Cathy Lomax /
Mandy McCartin /Mark McGowan / John McLeod / Lee Maelzer /
Nicky Magliulo / Micalef / Alex Michon / Alex Gene Morrison / Jason Mountolive / Phil Mullett / Richard Niman / Jurgen Ots / Simon Ould / Russell Oxley / Douglas Park / Jay Patel /
Tony Peakall / Cath Pearson / Raúl Piña Pérez /
Jon Pigrem /Rachel Potts / Zak Reddan / Claudia Reyes /
Jill Rock / Aeon Rose / Geraldine Ryan / Kurt Ryslavy /
Paul Sakoilsky / Steve Schepens / Liam Scully / Niki Sehmi /
Bob and Roberta Smith / Dave Smith /Rose Smith / Sarah Sparkes / Matthew Stradling / Peter Suchin / Carina Thorén and John Chantler /Mike Watson / Katsunobu Yaguchi / Yog Sothoth (David C. West) / Ingrid Z
Blair Butterfield / Luis Carvajal / Cedric Christie /
Toby Clarkson /Patrick Coyle / Clem Crosby / Richard Crow / Sohrab Crews / Adrian Dannatt / Dædalus / Daisy Delaney /
Oliver Dungey / Jack Duplock / Deej Fabyc /
Bern Roche Farrelly / Jon Fawcett / Tim Flitcroft / Laura Oldfield Ford / Karl French / Gaia Giacometti / Jason Gibilaro / Polly Gould / Anthony Gross / Mark Hammond / Michael Hampton / Pauline Hoare / Lucinda Holmes / Jenny Holt /Robin Holt
/ Marc Hulson / Chris Humphreys / M. R. James / Jonni Jemp / Calum F. Kerr / Damian Le Bas / Delaine Le Bas / Adrian Lee / Harry Levene / Alan Liddiard / Cathy Lomax /
Mandy McCartin /Mark McGowan / John McLeod / Lee Maelzer /
Nicky Magliulo / Micalef / Alex Michon / Alex Gene Morrison / Jason Mountolive / Phil Mullett / Richard Niman / Jurgen Ots / Simon Ould / Russell Oxley / Douglas Park / Jay Patel /
Tony Peakall / Cath Pearson / Raúl Piña Pérez /
Jon Pigrem /Rachel Potts / Zak Reddan / Claudia Reyes /
Jill Rock / Aeon Rose / Geraldine Ryan / Kurt Ryslavy /
Paul Sakoilsky / Steve Schepens / Liam Scully / Niki Sehmi /
Bob and Roberta Smith / Dave Smith /Rose Smith / Sarah Sparkes / Matthew Stradling / Peter Suchin / Carina Thorén and John Chantler /Mike Watson / Katsunobu Yaguchi / Yog Sothoth (David C. West) / Ingrid Z
FROM: 1 NOV. to 1 DEC. 2007, every THURS, FRI, SAT and SUN, 1 TO 5 PM. R.S.V.P. for OPENING PARTY (with EXORCISM) on HALLOWEEN (31 OCT.), 6 till 10 PM. YOG SOTHOTH WILL LURK. THE APATHY BAND WILL PLAY. LUIS CARVAJAL WILL FEED THE FIVE THOUSAND. TIM FLITCROFT WILL SLEEP OVER. Accompanying booklet and CD.
THE RESIDENCE: NOT at Whitminster, but AT THE VERGER'S COTTAGE, through black wooden gate to the RIGHT of St Mary of Eton Church, Eastway, Hackney Wick, LONDON, E9 5JA. PHONE: 020 8986 2324. BUSES: 26 (Waterloo), 30 (Marble Arch), 236 (Finsbury Park), 388 (Blackfriars). TRAIN: Hackney Wick.
THE RESIDENCE: NOT at Whitminster, but AT THE VERGER'S COTTAGE, through black wooden gate to the RIGHT of St Mary of Eton Church, Eastway, Hackney Wick, LONDON, E9 5JA. PHONE: 020 8986 2324. BUSES: 26 (Waterloo), 30 (Marble Arch), 236 (Finsbury Park), 388 (Blackfriars). TRAIN: Hackney Wick.
FROM: CHORAZINA
FOR: THE UNFALLEN. And meanwhile and meanwhile. You can only tell stories nowadays if it's all down on paper, so we're breaking it in easy for you. Listen to the song 'Spectre vs. Rector' by Mark E. Smith and The Fall, on the albums 'Dragnet' (1979) and 'Totale's Turns' (1980). It concerns Montague Rhodes James (1862-1936), Provost of Eton College, and author of "Ghost Stories of an Antiquary" (1904). Eton College founded the Eton Mission at Hackney Wick in 1880, to bring Christianity and Charitable Works to the poor of the East End. The result is there for all to see. In 1890 the foundations of the Church of St Mary of Eton were laid.
FOR: THE UNFALLEN. And meanwhile and meanwhile. You can only tell stories nowadays if it's all down on paper, so we're breaking it in easy for you. Listen to the song 'Spectre vs. Rector' by Mark E. Smith and The Fall, on the albums 'Dragnet' (1979) and 'Totale's Turns' (1980). It concerns Montague Rhodes James (1862-1936), Provost of Eton College, and author of "Ghost Stories of an Antiquary" (1904). Eton College founded the Eton Mission at Hackney Wick in 1880, to bring Christianity and Charitable Works to the poor of the East End. The result is there for all to see. In 1890 the foundations of the Church of St Mary of Eton were laid.
I HAVE WAITED SINCE CÆSAR FOR THIS.
HAIL THE NEW PURITAN.
RIGHT.
RAPE ME, LORD.
in Art Review 18
an article on Spectre vs. Rector
